Boulder Stress Relief

School is so obnoxious.

In fact, it's so obnoxious that I'm opting to write this on a Sunday night when I could be writing a variety of three different school papers.

The fly buzzing around my head is obnoxious as well.
And the word obnoxious is just obnoxious in itself because I mess up every time I try to type it.

Go ahead. Count how many times I just used the word obnoxious. How obnoxious of me.
Okay, I promise I'm done.

This week, I reached my peak of frustration with school. Homework, to be more specific.
I can't say I'm graceful when I get frustrated. In fact, a person with any sense would opt not to be around when such an occurrence takes place.

So, what did I do?

Stupid fly. It's so hard to type and swat at a fly simultaneously.

(Slightly Exaggerated)

Anyways, I firmly grasped the sides of the computer chair, pulled my butt up and walked briskly outside. Then I participated in the unthinkable. Take a deep breath and brace yourself.

I threw a boulder.
Like a man.
That's right, like a man.
We're not talking some small pebble. I mean a boulder. And I didn't just throw it once.
I murdered it.

And, the most humiliating part about it is that still wasn't sufficient to burn off my steam. So I took off running (barefoot, mind you) like an Indian child into the woods.
I'll think I'll leave the rest to your imagination. But, the bottom of my feet didn't feel good afterwards and I do have a few scrapes on my legs.

I'm not saying that I like to hurt myself to burn off frustration. I'm just prone to extreme irritation due to homework and minor injuries while behaving in an insane manner.
That's okay, 'cause it works.

I know what you're thinking right now. You want a back-yard throwing boulder too, don't you? Don't stress, don't fret. And please don't be jealous. I'll sell you one for 3 easy payments of 10$ (plus S&H) and I'll even throw in a free pebble because I love you. Yes, I love you.
Next time you're diving into your gallon of cookie dough ice cream because of extreme frustration, you'll be thinking of me and wishing you had a back-yard throwing boulder instead of that extra 5 lbs.
But, I did just get through attacking some dark chocolate and cinnamon covered almonds. So it's not like I have much to say about splurging.
My stomach really doesn't like me right now. And neither will my work-out tomorrow.
I should'a used the boulder instead.
It's so much more fulfilling.

Oh, and I'm acting as an advocate for my newly found love. Primal food. Sounds pretty wicked right? That's right, because it is. I feel so much better since I started eating this way. Which is why my stomach is yelling at me for eating too much sugar. You shall look into it the Primal diet, 'cause it'd be good for you to. Go to:
 http://www.marksdailyapple.com/#axzz25NrctzHJ

Boulders and Primal food. Yep, that's just what floats my happy boat.