WTFork?!

WTFork?!
I have absolutely no real reason for writing this. Or for the title. But you know me. That's just how I roll.
Let's talk about some random and essentially useless things that have been on my mind, shall we?
I think I'll use a list for this one. I like lists.

1) Facebook
I hate facebook sometimes, don't you?
It's just so distracting and annoying when you're trying to do something profitable in life. Like homework. Or folding laundry. Or cooking dinner. Or trying to do push-ups. Or anything else for that matter.
For instance, I'll check it while I'm doing homework. Then I feel the need to check it again like 5 minutes later and suddenly feel abandoned by the world when I have 0 new notifications and 0 new messages. And then about 10 minutes later I check it again. And then I get all excited by the one new notification that happens to be a game request, which I hate. So whoever keeps sending me game requests, stop. Just stop.
All together it's just a terrible, non-ending facebook cycle. That can really get to a person, ya know?
I'm really debating deleting my facebook...
Like that'll ever happen though.

2) Facial Hair 
I'm pretty upset that November is gone, honestly. I really love the whole no-shave November trend that goes on through that whole month. I don't personally participate. But I don't know, there's just something about men and facial hair that I dig. And now that November has left us and December has rolled around, every guy has got their smooth-baby-butt faces on now. It's just disappointing to me.
I'm not saying guys shouldn't shave. Because by all means, they should. Speaking of shaving, I desperately need to do that right about now. My razor is dull, too. And it keeps giving me terrible razor burn. So unattractive. Don't you hate that?
Seriously though, some guys out there really need to think about doing Don't-Shave December. I'd personally appreciate it.

3) Free Time 
Finals haven't even quite started and I'm already ready to be done with them. Seriously, serious. My life ends tomorrow. Which starts in about 40 minutes.
I'm really just so sick of school right now it's not even funny. So sick of it that I'm actually having problems finding the motivation to do it at all.

I just want to go outside and swing on our tire swing for hours on end with nothing to think about other than stupid stuff. No more A&P, no more Microbiology, no more school. Period. And I'd ponder on a couple deep, important questions. Like why the world is the way that it is? Or why do people do the crap that they do?
Speaking of which, I found this awesome little picture of a pipe-smoking rabbit that explains pretty much everything. I thought I'd share it with you...even though you may not appreciate it's humor as much as I did. Oh well. Guess you can be a loser like that if you feel like it.

 4) Coffee 
I'm so mad about coffee right now. Absolutely livid. So, I told you that I quit drinking it for a few days to see if it would help to clear my face up, right?

Oh coffee, how I miss you

Well, it did help. And I'm mad about it. I mean, sure, I'm glad my face isn't being quite as unbearable (even though it's still pretty bad). But I'm really upset that coffee would do that to me. I mean, I thought we had something good. Why would coffee betray me like that?!?!
Online, I found a pretty good article that explains why coffee can make acne worse. It's just an altogether depressing experience for me. And I've been falling asleep randomly because of my lack of caffeine. Like yesterday I fell asleep on the couch with my A&P book lying peacefully in my lap like a terrible, life-sucking pet.
 So now I can't have coffee. What's next?! I don't even want to know.
I will be having a cup ever now and then though. I love it too much not to.

 5) This T-Shirt
For some reason, I want this t-shirt. I laughed so hard when it seen it. I guess it could be the fact that the giraffe's neck is a straight line. Or the fact that my sense of humor is skewed in some way. But at any rate, anyone who's up to purchasing me a random gift should look into this. Not that I'm saying anyone should be purchasing me random gifts...but just in case.

6) Running Away
Yeah, so I've been thinking about running away. Don't tell my parents.
But in all seriousness, I've really been wanting to just get away for a while. I've been thinking about it a lot. Maybe I just want to get away from school for awhile. Or just get away from Southern IL for a while. I don't know. I just want to go to no particular place, for no good reason. So anyone who's game to get away from life and run away, hit me up. We can all go together. Although, that may spoil the point of leaving and getting away from everything if there's too many of us. That could get rather stressful for me. So I'm limiting the trip to two people. Maybe three. But only if the third person agrees not to talk the whole trip. So who's game?